Fancy Pet Guardians T-Shirts

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

Cats on Board.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

See, no monster under your bed

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

'She gets a little paranoid when someone sits too close to her kittens!'