Pet Guardian T-Shirts

"My owner is taking this "best friend" thing too far. He asked me to co-sign a loan for him."

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

'It's over there behind the...'

Cats on Board.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Bulldog has a death´s leg in his jaws.

"Don't you dare come near me!"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...' (colour)

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'I'm glad you could make it. He always liked you. Can you stay for the flush?'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"Would you like fleas or no fleas?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."