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'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Four Star Meal

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'