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'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Cats on Board.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Earth Day Summit.

A day in the life of a dog.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

"No not the puppy please"

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Beware the Cat

Transatlantic.

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'