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A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm

'Frankly, why do they get a babysitter? Nobody would dare hurt the kids when I'm around...'

"No not the puppy please"

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Earth Day Summit.

A day in the life of a dog.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Transatlantic.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Beware the Cat

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'