Animal Guardians Mugs

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Cats on Board.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Earth Day Summit.

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Monkey steeling Eggs. Bird attacking monkey.

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Transatlantic.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

Beware the Cat

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"