Puppy Guardian Mugs

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"Don't even think about it."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"No not the puppy please"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Dog with chew toy.

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Okay, how do we do this?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

There's nothing like the real thing!

"Now look! You've upset him!"

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'