Puppy Guardian Gifts

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Don't even think about it."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'I'm a guard dog too.'

"No not the puppy please"

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

Dog with chew toy.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'Okay, how do we do this?'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,