Guppy Guardian Gifts

"Guess whose fish had babies today?"

City Zoo: Day Care

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

There's nothing like the real thing!

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

National Cat Owner Monument.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'Would you believe GEICO won't insure our gecko?'