Pet Guardians Gifts

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Cats on Board.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Dog Funerals.

'It's over there behind the...'

National Cat Owner Monument.

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'