Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Screen Saver - The person who stops the cat from mangling the back door.
Cat Guardians Gifts
Searching for the perfect way to show appreciation or add some fun to your home as a proud cat guardian? Our collection of thoughtfully designed gifts captures the playful and loving spirit of cat lovers. From humorous mugs to charming pillows and captivating prints, each item celebrates the bond between humans and their beloved cats. Whether you're treating yourself or shopping for a fellow feline enthusiast, our wide selection offers something special that resonates with every cat guardian's heart.
Cats on Board.
'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'
The Cat Spa
'I really hate cleaning this thing.'
'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'
"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"
"Behold the secret to happiness."
"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."
" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "
A day in the life of a dog.
"No not the puppy please"
Take You Home
'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'
"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."
Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV
'138 Days without an accident!'
"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."
Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?
"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."
"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."
"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"
Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People
"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"
'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'
Don't forget to feed the python...
An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.
When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.
"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."
"And this will protect him from distemper."
Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish
'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'
Old cat with its own stair lift
'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'
'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'
Cat Guardians Gifts Collection
Cat Guardians Mugs
Explore our collection of cat guardian mugs, perfect for adding a playful and heartfelt touch to your daily routine. Click here to see more designs!
Cat Guardians Pillows
Add personality to your living space with our cozy cat guardian pillows. Discover the perfect design that complements your love for cats today!
Cat Guardians Prints
Celebrate your feline devotion with our beautiful cat guardian prints—browse our collection for artwork that captures the spirit of your feline family.
Cat Guardians T-Shirts
Looking for a way to showcase your feline passion? Our cat guardian t-shirts combine wit and charm—click here to find your new favorite shirt!