Chick Guardians Gifts

Cats on Board.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Transatlantic.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)