Pet Guardian Gifts

"My owner is taking this "best friend" thing too far. He asked me to co-sign a loan for him."

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

'It's over there behind the...'

Cats on Board.

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Bulldog has a death´s leg in his jaws.

"Don't you dare come near me!"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Good thing you called me... Yes, they've mixed worming powder with your food...' (colour)

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'I'm glad you could make it. He always liked you. Can you stay for the flush?'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"Would you like fleas or no fleas?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."