Zen Pet Guardian Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Dog yoga

Cats on Board.

Christmas Pets

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"No not the puppy please"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Zen Kitten

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Meditation for dogs

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

'Say when, sir.'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'