Kitty Guardian Gifts

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cats on Board.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Whose turn is it to put the cat out?'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.