Kitty Guardian Mugs

National Cat Owner Monument.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cats on Board.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

She envied her sometimes - all footloose and feline-free.

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

'Whose turn is it to put the cat out?'

"Well, I can't read, but I assume it's a sign the humans have put there to show it's a rubbish dump..."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'It's over there behind the...'