Doggy Guardians Gifts

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

A day in the life of a dog.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

There's nothing like the real thing!

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'