Doggy Guardians Gifts

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'