Doggo Guardian Gifts

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Cats on Board.

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

There's nothing like the real thing!

Beware of Dogs

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

'Frankly, why do they get a babysitter? Nobody would dare hurt the kids when I'm around...'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."