"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."
Giant Dog Guardian Gifts
Looking for a gift for your giant dog guardian? Whether it's a quirky Mug, a comfy pillow, or a bold t-shirt, our collection pays homage to your majestic, loyal, and lovable protector. These items are designed to showcase your pet's grandeur and personality, making every day a little more playful and cherished.
Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'
Cats on Board.
No Soliciting
Beware of the Dog Hair.
'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'
'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'
"Behold the secret to happiness."
"That's just not the real me."
A day in the life of a dog.
"No not the puppy please"
'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'
Take You Home
Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV
Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.
"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"
"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"
"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."
"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."
'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'
"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"
There's nothing like the real thing!
Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish
Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...
An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.
"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"
Beware of Dogs
"Good boy, Clifford."
'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'
A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,
Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'
'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'
"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."
"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"
Giant Dog Guardian Gifts Collection
Giant Dog Guardian Mugs
Discover playful mugs featuring your giant dog guardian that bring joy to your mornings and showcase your pet's larger-than-life personality.
Giant Dog Guardian Pillows
Find cozy pillows that display your giant dog guardian in a fun and affectionate way, adding personality to any room.
Giant Dog Guardian Prints
View stunning prints that honor your giant dog guardian, ideal for decorating your home and showing off your furry friend's grandeur.
Giant Dog Guardian T-Shirts
Explore bold t-shirts that celebrate your giant dog guardian with humor and heart, perfect for casual outings or relaxing at home.