Giant Dog Guardian Mugs

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"That's just not the real me."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

There's nothing like the real thing!

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Beware of Dogs

"Good boy, Clifford."

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

'That's what I said! My car was hit by this dog!'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"