Golden Retriever Guardian Mugs

She wants me to mow the lawn. Can I hide in here?

City Zoo: Day Care

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

There's nothing like the real thing!

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'It's over there behind the...'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'