Golden Retriever Guardian T-Shirts

She wants me to mow the lawn. Can I hide in here?

City Zoo: Day Care

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'It's over there behind the...'

'Hey, where's my dog?'

Dog Funerals.

My other dog is a golden retriever

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."