Canine Guardian Mugs

'I just heard about this dumb rabies, and I'm terribly worried.'

Cats on Board.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

"Aah...yes. He's got a rather large tick just behind his ear."

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'And by the way, did anyone remember to feed the dog?'

'Now you listen to me, young man!. . . Hang on. Where are you?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish