Canine Guardian Pillows

'I just heard about this dumb rabies, and I'm terribly worried.'

Cats on Board.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"No not the puppy please"

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

'Now you listen to me, young man!. . . Hang on. Where are you?'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'And by the way, did anyone remember to feed the dog?'

"Aah...yes. He's got a rather large tick just behind his ear."