Tiny Dog Guardian Gifts

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"How small will he get?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'

'It's over there behind the...'

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

'Frankly, why do they get a babysitter? Nobody would dare hurt the kids when I'm around...'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

National Cat Owner Monument.

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'