Great Dane Guardian Gifts

'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'

City Zoo: Day Care

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"No not the puppy please"

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

Beware of Dogs

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'He's not happy with the portions in the doggie bag.'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

'You can wait.'

'I thought you said you bought a great dane.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.