Great Dane Gifts

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Google car."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

Butterflies

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'He does lack social skills.'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Football

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Little Princess.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Bassoons.

Good luck with all the revision...

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

Piano Keyboard