Great Dane Lover Gifts

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'

'Who wants to be the first to show and tell?'

'Your credit card is no good here, Marmaduke. We're strictly cash.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Good, but not Great Danes.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'YOU try telling him!'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

Goldie, you hold the nail.

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"They call this a coffee table, but it tastes nothing like coffee."

"Honey, for the last time, stop calling me at work."