Great Dane Aficionado Gifts

Good Dane/Great Dane

Good, but not Great Danes.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'What's founder?'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Why unicorns became extinct.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

'Remember, Doctor, when he was a puppy and you said he'd outgrow it?'

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"Growth spurt?"

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

'Not 'til you make it stop yappin'!'

'I'm arranging for you to get to school by car pool.'

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'