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'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Butterflies

"Well, look at the bright side, Timmy — you're 100 percent wrong."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Little Princess.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Football

Bassoons.

Good luck with all the revision...

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'