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'When you play tag with Marmaduke, you know you've been tagged.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

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"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

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'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

"Winning so many awards is great. The only downside is the puparazzi."

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.