Great Dane Fan T-Shirts

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'

'Don't get up, Phil, even if you want to.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'My Other Dog is a Great Dane'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'He does lack social skills.'

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Good, but not Great Danes.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

"You can't bully me."

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

A Great Dane in the throes of furious activity.

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'