Great Dane Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'He does lack social skills.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Watchdog on Holiday

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Gesundheit!"

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"You should run for president."

When Dogs Rule

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