Great Dane Enthusiasts Mugs

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Collies Without Borders

Snoopy with Laptop

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Not here - home!'

Stormy weather

Chasebook

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"Gesundheit!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I thought we swore never to go to bed angry."

"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"You should run for president."

"I'm going to level with you. I find you to be disturbingly insane."

When Dogs Rule