Great Dane Fan Mugs

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.

'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'

'Don't get up, Phil, even if you want to.'

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

'My Other Dog is a Great Dane'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'He does lack social skills.'

No littering...

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Good, but not Great Danes.

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

"You can't bully me."