Great Dane Guardian Pillows

'Do you have any dog food that tastes like dog food?'

City Zoo: Day Care

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"No not the puppy please"

'As I said to Phil, 'Call a plumber!''

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'Don't even think about it. Your food bill is high enough.'

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

Beware of Dogs

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

'The weed didn't know you buried your bone there.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

'He's not happy with the portions in the doggie bag.'

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

'You can wait.'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'I thought you said you bought a great dane.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Dog Show: Great Dane Category.