Dog Guardianship Gifts

Dog looking out of Window.

Cats on Board.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

Take You Home

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

Man wears shirt: 'I Love My Cat' Woman wears shirt, 'I spade my Dog'.

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"I'm prescribing a placebo. You'll have to explain to him that it's really working."

'This time, Dr. Houston, I'm going to watch real close...

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

There's nothing like the real thing!

"Aah...yes. He's got a rather large tick just behind his ear."

'And by the way, did anyone remember to feed the dog?'

'Now you listen to me, young man!. . . Hang on. Where are you?'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish