Cat Guardians Prints

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Screen Saver - The person who stops the cat from mangling the back door.

Cats on Board.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'138 Days without an accident!'

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Don't forget to feed the python...

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'