Cat Guardians Pillows

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Screen Saver - The person who stops the cat from mangling the back door.

Cats on Board.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

'138 Days without an accident!'

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Don't forget to feed the python...

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'