Feline Guardian Pillows

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Cats on Board.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"No not the puppy please"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

'138 Days without an accident!'

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

'Whose turn is it to put the cat out?'

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm