Feline Guardian Pillows

"Don't push her off! Can't you see she's exhausted?"

Cats on Board.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"No not the puppy please"

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

'138 Days without an accident!'

Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

'Whose turn is it to put the cat out?'

'Fluffy got lost in his cat condo!'

Dog Funerals.

'It's over there behind the...'

'I didn't authorize any remodeling work.'

'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'

Pirate with a Shepherd's Crook for an Arm

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

'She gets a little paranoid when someone sits too close to her kittens!'