Feline Caretaker Pillows

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Bathing the dog

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"She's a miniature."

'They sure have small litters.'

The Cat Spa

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

The Not So Wild West

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

Dottie Potts talks about cats

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Where did the little bird go?'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"He wants a second opinion."