Kitty Caregiver Pillows

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dog on man's stair lift

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

The Not So Wild West

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Rex the Dog.

My Bowl Is Empty.

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Zen Kitten

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Your dog or mine?'

Dog on a stair-lift.