Kitty Caretakers Pillows

Hell No Kitty

"Foster failure"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"She's a miniature."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'They sure have small litters.'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

The Not So Wild West

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

Dog Food

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

'Where did the little bird go?'

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Horse Clean-up