Cat Caretaker Pillows

Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"He's at that awkward age - too old to be cute, but not dead yet."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Vet.

'No, Mrs. Bezoar, a virus is even smaller than that!'

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

Don't forget to feed the python...

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

for the sake of convenience, many dog and cat owners are turning to the new pet-mounted stain removal system.

'I'm a veterinarian!'

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Cat Spa

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"She's a miniature."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'They sure have small litters.'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'Next!'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

The Not So Wild West