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Old cat with its own stair lift

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

"He's at that awkward age - too old to be cute, but not dead yet."

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

Vet.

'No, Mrs. Bezoar, a virus is even smaller than that!'

Don't forget to feed the python...

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'I'm a veterinarian!'

When it's time to change the kitty litter box - at the very latest.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

The Cat Spa

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Bathing the dog

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's a miniature."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'They sure have small litters.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Next!'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Pest Control

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

The Not So Wild West

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog Food