Quirky Cat Caretaker Pillows

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

The practical psychopath

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

Egg Buggy

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Zen Kitten

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Cat coming out of a maternity ward.

"I've learned not to expect a lot of cooperation."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"I'm beginning to think I'm the only one without a dog."

'You're needed at the can opener.'