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The practical psychopath

Cats on Board.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

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"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

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"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

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'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"How do I get down?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'