Quirky Cat Friend Mugs

The practical psychopath

Cats on Board.

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Giraffe Selfie

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Penguin Remote

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Mog The Week

Meow Power Demolition team.

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"How do I get down?"

'This next song is about waking up your owner when's it's time to eat. It's called 'Butt in the Face.''

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"If you'll excuse me fellas. I have to see a man about a dog. Specifically-this dog."

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'