Quirky Cat Person Mugs

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

The practical psychopath

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Woman escapes with cats.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Lap fish..."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Victorian Gentleman

'We know you have a cat.'

Giraffe Selfie

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Penguin Remote

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'