Crazy Cat Person Mugs

"This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another roll of toilet paper?"

"One day, this will all be yours."

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'As we all know your dear, deceased Aunt Clara, was a devoted cat lover...'

'All you need in life is the love of a good cat.'

"They say I get 152 channels."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

'... I have decided to change my name.'

'Your life insurance went up because you mentioned you were curious.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

"It's me. Clumping or non-clumping? Fragrance or fragrance-free? Natural or..."

'First we treat! Then we'll worry about a diagnosis!'

Living with a cataholic.

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'George! When I asked you to feed the cat... '

"I'm letting Tiddles choose her own!"

My heart belongs to a cat.

'Why is it always about YOU?'

'We know you have a cat.'

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'

Ginger cats.

Cat scratching chair. Chair falls on cat.

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"Aren't you supposed to be curled up in a ball?"

Doug was on the "No Cat List" – but even that didn't stop them.

"Will someone close that alley door!"

"That's its scratching post? I have to see this cat!"

"And this way you wouldn't have to go outside all the time."

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Thank god! Only two more verses to go in Happy Birthday!

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

"I have 12,000 photos of my cats on my phone. Help!"